The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
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traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
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I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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