no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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