I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
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He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
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No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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