"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
vagina is talking i cant
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
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