1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
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What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
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Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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