is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
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she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
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Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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