it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
they call him Oral-B. enough said
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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