And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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