Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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