Fuck appropriateness.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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