that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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