I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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