Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
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you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
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Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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