Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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