it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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