So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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