Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
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It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
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When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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