Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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