Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
The beer is more important than you right now.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Never let your siblings swipe right.
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