ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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