I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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