no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
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the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
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So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I'm both gender and math confused
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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