how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
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Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
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I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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