Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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