Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
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My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
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DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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