The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
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Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
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Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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