your thong is hanging out like whoa
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
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I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
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What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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