i don't like sucking hair
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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