Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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