she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
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Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
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30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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