ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
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They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
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Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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