Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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