Sponge bath it is.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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