i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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