You really coming over, don't trick.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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