:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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