honey bunches of taint.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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