he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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