Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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