Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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