You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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