That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
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hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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