I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
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how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
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I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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