but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
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True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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