I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
She announced her abortion via fbk
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
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I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
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No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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