Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
It's blow job season.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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