i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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