She's JV to your varsity
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
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Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
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Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
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