Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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