Cold hands, warm shart.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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