Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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