Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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