Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
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Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
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In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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