sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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