he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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