I love black thongs
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
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he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
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Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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