holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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