Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Randomize
