She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I enjoy the company of your penis
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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